Plug your laptop in.
It moans back.
That's it.
A flirty voice in your menu bar that reacts to every charge. Her or Him, 5 accents.
tap to hear her ↓
One-time $6.99, yours forever, no subscription
Her or Him. Make it yours.
This is the real settings panel. Pick a voice and an accent, then tap a moment to hear the actual line.
Slap her. She moans back.
Give the laptop a smack and she reacts out loud. No mic, no permissions: she feels it through the built-in motion sensor.
wildly overengineered, on purpose
Five signal-processing algorithms vote on whether you actually slapped her, so a desk bump or your typing never sets her off.
Four of the five must agree → she moans. Needs a MacBook (M1 Pro or newer).
FAQ
Is this a virus?
No. Notarized by Apple, native Swift, zero tracking. It reads only your battery; its only network requests are update checks and licence validation. Privacy Policy.
How explicit is it?
It's flirty: suggestive and breathy, made for adults, but never explicit. Mute and quiet hours are built in.
How much is it?
One-time $6.99 (£2.99 in the UK), no subscription. Unlocks everything; your licence key is emailed within minutes.
Does she really react to a slap?
Yes. She feels a tap on the chassis through the built-in motion sensor: no microphone, no permissions, nothing listening. Needs a MacBook (M1 Pro or newer); off by default if your Mac has no sensor. Toggle it in Settings.
Which Macs?
Any Mac on macOS 14 or later, Apple Silicon or Intel. The charge and low-battery reactions need a laptop; slap-to-moan needs a MacBook M1 Pro or newer.
Refunds?
Yes, within 14 days. No questions asked.